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4 months ago-TV-Doctor Who-Post Rating : 6

Dr Who series finale: Billie Piper and her milf mother fighting off Noel Clarke in her London flat.. The Doctor crashes down the door and fires his sonic screwdriver at Noel.. "Ow!' shouts Noel as he withdraws his machete.. "If you strike me down i will become more powerful than you could imagine.." The Doctor warns Noel. "Is you dizzy blud? That's from star wars init!" He snarled as he lunged toward The Doctor slashing and stabbing him repeatedly .. Noel runs out the flat as Billie and her mother cradle the dying Doctor weeping uncontrollably.. "Well I suppose there's worse ways to go.." the Doctor gasped as he stared at their heaving bosoms inches from his face.. "Here I go.. Ohhh" The Doctor regenerates as Billie and her mum recoil in shock.. 'Don't tell me, I'm Black.'.. The new Doctor said as he stared hard at the two women's pretty faces and buxom figures, but feeling nothing.. 'and gay..'

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