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Went to a nightclub and invited a fit bird to the bathroom for some nose candy. We went into a cubicle, I pulled out my bag of Skittles and said "I bet I can fit more in my nose than you can!"

There's a new app that shows you how alcohol will age you. When I was a kid, we did this by looking at our father...

I'm what they call a "functioning alcoholic." As long as my liver is functioning, I'm an alcoholic.

Dad died peacefully surrounded by family and friends - the funeral director's choice of words. They wouldn't allow 'We thought he was pulling a whitey'.

Coca-Cola was originally used to cure hangovers. Of course then it was replaced by the UK 's favourite cure for a hangover, more drinking...

A new study finds drinking three pints of beer a week permanently dulls the brain. So now you know: never stop at just three.,,

Article in the Guardian: 'Are there any wines that match with spice?' Judging by the folks who hang around the local shopping precinct, Thunderbird and Buckfast seem to be popular choices.

Not the first time Charlie's been taken at a political rally.

Libertines rocker Pete Doherty has said he was told 'body parts were going to have to come off' after he was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. Hardly be the first time he's ended up legless.

Mykhailo Mudryk has been provisionally suspended by the Football Association after failing a drugs test. He could be banned for four years. As proper punishment for all concerned, he should be forced to play every game for Chelsea.