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Thomas the Tank Engine was chugging along one fine day when he heard commotion in the carriages he was pulling. And he thought, "Fucking niggers."

I'm travelling first class on a train in London. The first class section is separated by a steel door and two guys with stab vests and metal detectors.

I'm working hard to put an end to Modern Slavery. Let's bring back the good old-fashioned type with chains, sticks and hobbling.

What kind of shampoo did Ned Kelly use? Head and Shoulders

In Norse mythology, Thor also used his hammer Mjolnir to bless weddings. I continued this Aryan tradition and struck my daughter's coloured boyfriend in the back of the head with a tackhammer.

We all have our vices, for example English men like to drink lager whereas Pakistani men like to fuck kids. And then the drunk English men put the Pakis' balls in a vice and extract their confessions.

Does anyone know how the Sun reported the title celebrations last week?

This annoying drag queen that came into the pub said, "It's so great to live in a postmodern Britain where I can just go out and live and be myself !" How wrong he was, as I came up from behind and bashed it's head in like a pinata.

What's the difference between the government's economic policy and Scousers? The government's economic policy hasn't had a good rundown.

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