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I phoned the local council, and asked what precautions they had in place against a Dalek invasion. They told me steps have been put in place.

OK, I've been with it from the start, the dodgy sets, the wobbly monsters, the different incarnations, the changes in companions, even the dog, then the the introduction of black companions, then a fucking female doctor, a fucking paki, gays, but fuck off BBC. I'm drawing the line at a fucking scouser.

Can't wait for the new series of Doctor Who. The BBC have just announced that the Doctor will face her most deadly and evil enemy yet, the scourge of the universe, nemesis of all things... The straight white male.

Well we've had Brexit delivered and yet Doctor Who is still a woman. Come on Boris, get it fucking sorted.

With the world in such peril I only have one question. Where the fuck is Dr Who? Oh. Wait. I can see her. She’s still trying to park.

NEWSFLASH: Quinten Crisp to be the next Doctor Who. Woooooo oooooo Woooooo ooooo.........

'...Can't see what all the fuss is about; The first black Doctor. I haven't seen a white Doctor for 30-years.'

I've just had a sneak preview of one of the forthcoming episodes of Doctor Who where the doctor has to save the human race from a gender confused Dalek who doesn't want to exterminate humans. Instead it wants to go shopping for handbags and shoes and have it's weapon replaced with a nice little glove box to store makeup in. The BBC say it's the best episode ever and want to show everyone that anything can be anything they choose. The majority of the BBC of course, choose to be paedophiles.

Just saw an advert claiming Mr. Muscle can remove soap scum. Well can he fuckin start with The Dingles and The Slaters and then move on to The Battersby's and The Dixons.

ive heard a bit of the interview with harry and megs, and it went a bit like this, " yeah, so had a bit of a barney with me old man n that, fell out with me sister coz she's proper envious of my acting n that, oh and i bagged a prince, alright he's a ginger but you gets em where you can, and there was no fooking way i was going to stand next to that skinny fooker kate, she made me look a right fat cunt, anyway, im off to cash me nextflix cheque ya bastards, see ya"....