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Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?

Sickipedia Dead Pool: Celebrities always die in 3s Ozzy, Hulk, and... ???

I went to school with Ivor Bigun nice kid. always boasting about the size of his knob

In the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination, I'm sending thoughts and prayers. I thought it was really funny, and I'm praying the Nazi cunt went straight to Hell.

The Indian bloke next door got fed up with my racist jibes, so he invited me round to his family barbecue to 'break down barriers'. I've got to admit, I was pleasantly surprised. Lots of great food, booze, dancing and chat, and then to top it off, the eldest son got down on one knee and proposed to his girlfriend! Kind of put a damper on it though, when she said 'no' and he threw acid in her face.

I use three in one oil instead of KY gel when having sex with the wife. It stops the whining noise from her mouth, it stops her minge creaking, and it clears the shit from the rusty starfish.

When parents support different football teams, it's funny how their offspring turn out. I knew a bloke who's father supported Liverpool and mum supported Urawa Red diamonds. In the morning he would steal a car, and then in the afternoon he would return it to the owner. I also knew a bloke who's dad supported Lazio and mother supported Maccabi Tel Aviv. When he got out of bed he would do a Nazi salute, and in the afternoon he would stick his head in the gas oven. Another bloke had an old man who supported Manchester United, and an old dear who supported FC St. Pauli. All day long he would be an utter cunt.

The wife said she got an ever ready chicken for tea.. I said "don't you mean oven ready" She said" no, it's a battery hen.

This gender shite is a pain in the arse, but there is a silver lining We can now play 'Is that person transitioning or is she just Eastern European'

My black pal, who I've known for years, and know to be a huge Simon & Garfunkel fan, visited my house yesterday "Hello darkness, my old friend" I said, greeting him at the door