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The lockdown continues. Forum, Post 3. Come on then, get the whines and moans off your chest, get the hate out of your system, create the love if you wish, create the cure if you can. The floor is yours, upvotes will see this post stay around so more people (and I use the term loosely) can get involved....Away you go.

INFORMATION . We have been messaged by several members unhappy about how the site is being modded. Every day tens of new accounts are made that post spam and duplicates. We do our best to deleted them as soon as we see them, although we are also aware that a few of you get caught up in this tedious task and we are at times less than tolerant to certain members especially if we have to keep checking your posts. That said this is an opportunity for an open forum as suggested by one member that has just messaged me to say that a few of you want to say your piece so please do. Amnesty time have a go if you want, the troll stuff will get removed so please have a go at those that ruin the opportunity to have a proper dialogue.

What’s the worst part about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair while you rape her

"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit" . "You're as useful as..." . Answers in the comments. Bonus cookie to the best. (You have to collect)

Paddy's been stuck at home for 3 weeks now, wrapped in Electricians Tape. He's Self Insulating.

Guys it's been a fucking good ride ,We all know it is not as good as original ,but hey ho a good joke is a good joke To cut matters short after three years of fighting cancer .It has appeared in brain causing double vision and slowly losing vision so i am retiring hurt Weaverdog and many others keep up the good work feel free to rip the piss would not expect anything else

Simon Western is bringing out his own George Foreman type grill. It's so good, he even put his face on it

It's is so sad this site is now apparently moderated by mumsnet, The sick jokes are deleted immediately, and the junior school level carry on type jokes are found to be hilarious. My respects to weaver dog and Kim young you have both cracked off some blinders. To the mods, Gary haggarty memes well snitches get stitches. To All the Belfast boys having your arse sewn up after a Gary bumming does not count. Anyway check out the other sick sites USA - punchline, she/he farted Muslim punchline, so I blew them up. Jew punchline, so I over charged them and complained to the rest of the world. Paki punchline, so I just wobbled my head got twated in the face and the English government gave me house and 36 million in compensation.

WHAT'S BLUE AND DOESN'T WEIGH MUCH? LIGHT BLUE

Quinten Crisp has been asked to join three 1980’s tribute bands: Tears for Queers Electric Light-on-his-Feet Orchestra Dexy’s Midnight Bummers