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I bet Dylan is more than a little upset that the Vegas shooter was not Muslim. See the thing is I have been using Sickipedia for years and I find a lot of the muslim jokes quite funny, but I still eat kebabs and curry. That's because I am not actually a racist prick. I also find some of the Pedo jokes funny but am not one myself. My Partner is neither fat or ugly but the jokes about fat ugly wives are also amusing. See the thing is Dylan that you just come on here because you have trouble telling the difference between humour amd reality. If you think everyone here is a racist then you must also think we are all pedos that rape kids because our partners are all fat and ugly. So please fuck off until you can think of a decent joke to post cos I could post replies to all your BS too, but I won't because that is the main reason this site is becoming so poor. But while I am here: Mohammeds wife Aisha was actually close to 18 when the marriage was consumated. You can google that. Christanity is also a religion from the middle east. You can google that. 1.2 million refugees that entered Europe recently equates to 0.12% of Europes population. You can google that. The Sun, Express, Mail etc does not like Corbyn because he is on the side of the little guy. No little guy owns a newspaper. You can google that. Diane Abbott is a fucking idiot Don't need to google that. Thanks

As I was led away in handcuffs, my mum said to me "Darren, this is all my fault, if only I had raised you better......I have not been a very good mother to you have I?" "Mum" I replied...."My name's David"

A little black boy is picking his nose when his mum says "Winston, stop doing that!" Winston replies, "But all the white kids do it." "I know," says his Mum, "But not with a fucking spoon"

I laid her on the grassy bank, My hands were all a quiver Undid her suspender belt, and her leg fell in the river. (A short poem by Paul McCartney)

What's Diane Abbott's favourite contraceptive? Her Face.

Breaking News..... A fire at the White House has destroyed Trumps personal library. Both books have been lost. The president is said to be devastated as he had almost finished colouring in the second one.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a bus full of united supporters? The hedgehog's has the pricks on the outside.

A Jewish bloke gets a taxi to take him and his date home. She's so beautiful...... He can barely keep his eyes on the meter!!

I see a lot of women are starting to use this site which I think is great, equal rights and all that. You are welcome here by all. Just don't take the piss to much though. That dinner ain't going to cook itself you know.

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened to me, I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again. All the positions, everything!" His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?" "No, I never found the head."