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I bet Dylan is more than a little upset that the Vegas shooter was not Muslim. See the thing is I have been using Sickipedia for years and I find a lot of the muslim jokes quite funny, but I still eat kebabs and curry. That's because I am not actually a racist prick. I also find some of the Pedo jokes funny but am not one myself. My Partner is neither fat or ugly but the jokes about fat ugly wives are also amusing. See the thing is Dylan that you just come on here because you have trouble telling the difference between humour amd reality. If you think everyone here is a racist then you must also think we are all pedos that rape kids because our partners are all fat and ugly. So please fuck off until you can think of a decent joke to post cos I could post replies to all your BS too, but I won't because that is the main reason this site is becoming so poor. But while I am here: Mohammeds wife Aisha was actually close to 18 when the marriage was consumated. You can google that. Christanity is also a religion from the middle east. You can google that. 1.2 million refugees that entered Europe recently equates to 0.12% of Europes population. You can google that. The Sun, Express, Mail etc does not like Corbyn because he is on the side of the little guy. No little guy owns a newspaper. You can google that. Diane Abbott is a fucking idiot Don't need to google that. Thanks

An Israeli arrives at Heathrow (not on Monarch of course) "Name" asks the customs officer "Avi Mayer" replies the Israeli "Occupation?" Continues the customs officer "No, just visiting" replies the Israeli

What are two things that O.J. has that every man wants? A Heisman Trophy and a dead wife

What's the difference between a dead Israeli and Dylan? Dylan isn't funny.

This ginger bird at work was sitting there with the girls chatting about what she should call her new baby, that she and her black husband are expecting. Apparently Terry's Chocolate Orange" is innaproriate and I am now suspended.

The government have just published the result of a wide ranging study into racial equality. It turns out that black people are less likely to have a job and are more likely to be expelled from school. No shit Sherlock!

I rang my boss earlier "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter" I asked. "I don't know" he replied "I'm not coming in this morning" I said

Statistics show that 1 in10 people live next door to a paedophile. Not me though. I live next door to a sexy little 8 year old.

A boy goes up to the counter with a box of washing powder. "Helping mum with the housework are we?" Asks the shopkeeper. "Nah, gonna wash my dog" replies the boy "Oh I wouldn't use that to wash your dog" says the shopkeeper "you could make it sick or even kill it" The following week the boy returns and buys some sweets "How is your dog?" Asks the shopkeeper, smiling. "Dead" replies the boy without a care Shocked, the shopkeeper says "Well I did tell you not to use that soap" "I wasn't the soap that killed him" says the boy. "Oh, what was it then?" "The spin cycle I think" replies the boy.

A boy goes up to the counter with a box of washing powder. "Helping mum with the housework are we?" Asks the shopkeeper. "Nah, gonna wash my dog" replies the boy "Oh I wouldn't use that to wash your dog" says the shopkeeper "you could make it sick or even kill it" The following week the boy returns and buys some sweets "How is your dog?" Asks the shopkeeper, smiling. "Dead" replies the boy without a care Shocked, the shopkeeper says "Well I did tell you not to use that soap" "I wasn't the soap that killed him" says the boy. "Oh, what was it then?" "The spin cycle I think" replies the boy.