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Feminism, fine as a hobby but it's not gonna help you find a husband

Chatting to this bird online and I mentioned that I have a cock like a donkey. "ooh you mean it's big?" she giggled. "No" I replied "I mean I let kids ride on it down by the pier"

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Breaking News..... A fire at the White House has destroyed Trumps personal library. Both books have been lost. The president is said to be devastated as he had almost finished colouring in the second one.

Photons have mass. Which surprised me, as I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I laid her on the grassy bank, My hands were all a quiver Undid her suspender belt, and her leg fell in the river. (A short poem by Paul McCartney)

I went round my Ethiopian mates house today. "Why you got a framed picture of a bar code on your mantlepiece?" I asked. "That's a family portrait" he replied

What's the difference between a fridge and a 9 year old boy? The fridge doesn't scream when you stick your meat in it.

Why do Indians have mustaches? So they can look like their mothers

"STOP RAPE! SAY YES" Was what I shouted. Anyway they said I am no longer allowed on feminists marches.