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The restaurant chain Hooters is preparing to file for bankruptcy. I know they've always had their knockers, but I never expected them to go tits up.

I hate the look my wife gives me when she hears me opening a can of lager. It makes me feel like a right alcoholic. Not everyone wants milk on their corn flakes ffs.

Had to go and pick up my daughter from the police station earlier and I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life. "Jesus Sophie, what are the neighbours going to think?" "Sorry dad." "Sorry isn't going to cut it young lady. What have I said about changing out of your uniform when you finish your shift for fucks sake!"

I always thought it was tradition to throw rice at the newly married couple. I didn't know you were supposed to take it out of the bag first.

Ellen DeGeneres: I moved to the UK because of Trump Funnily enough, I'm moving to the US because of Ellen DeGeneres

I didn't believe this girl when she told me she played guitar for a Monkees tribute band. The I saw her bass...

My wife was fast asleep on the plane within minutes of it taking off. Waste of fucking money that sight seeing tour of the Grand Canyon was.

Tottenham midfielder Brennan Johnson has started dating porn star Lily Philips, who until recently held the world record for sleeping with the most blokes in a 24 hour period. One can only imagine the deep sense of shame her parents must have felt when they found out she was dating a Spurs player.

I got sent an article on the terrible suffering that's happening to the children in Gaza Let me tell you, that wasn't an easy read It was in Arabic.

Judge throws out lawsuit over Nirvana’s album art featuring naked baby Oh well... Nevermind