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"I've seen some shit in my time but this is fucking outrageous." "Well fuck off and get a job somewhere else then, you obviously weren't cut out to be a sewage worker."

I was going to post an original joke but fuck it, nobody else does. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

North Korea should have a word with Sickipedia about their missiles. They know all about making old tired shite work again.

THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW BIG A PRICK CLUNGEY IS. PLEASE DO NOT VOTE ON THIS. UNLESS OF COURSE HE IS A PRICK. ADMIN: SORT THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT.

Bigboy. Probably another unfunny fat useless American who thinks he's funny. Useless sack of shit, and if you're not American,you're still an unfunny useless sack of shit. Now run along and write another 'Poem' so we can all laugh. Admin. Sort this prick out please and then delete my post.

I was dancing with this fat girl in a club and she kept looking at her watch. "It's nearly twelve," she said. "I'll have to go." "Why, do you change into a beautiful princess?" I asked. "No, you sarcastic cunt," she replied. "The fucking kebab shop shuts at one."

My daughter is gushing about her pregnancy scan, "Only three days and we'll know if the baby is going to be blue or pink. " She said to me. Now call me old fashioned grandfather if you like, but I'm pretty fucking sure she won't want it to be born blue.

Odaxelagnia: Sexual arousal from biting or being bitten. My randy pit bull doesn't half know how to arouse Pakis.

A compensation claim for the death of a young Muslim girl is being discussed with the owners of Drayton Manor and her family. Good job it wasn't a boy, they would never get away with offering a Lamb and two chickens.

Comment on this if you are an attention seeking faggot.