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Morten Harket spent four hours today signing autographs for well wishers and fans. If he'd have stayed another four hours, he may have been able to sign two autograph books.

This is why comments are being locked, sorry for the inconvenience, but most normal people will get it. In the PM this morning. propacunt post something funny you fucking prick everything you post is fucking crap 3 m ago what a cock you are try closing my account, i have loads you fucking nonce 11 h ago

Sorry for the comments being locked, but it's the only way to keep the fucking idiot(s) quiet. If they start posting shit on the pages we can remove it, but as you have all seen they persecute users in the comments, now they are hijacking posts to carry out their pathetic little vendettas. Just so pathetic. Until admin remove the accounts that are doing all the fucking about they will remain locked.

A message to all: It's amazing how nobody has complained about the majority of posts being voted up by John the serial downvoter deciding to fuck about in the other direction via his several accounts. It doesn't help that JoeyDeaconsBastard (using his many accounts) and his sycophantic mates decide to do this at the same time. I've let it ride until now. More users here will be banned forever very soon. Don't be surprised if shit is deleted for vote manipulation too. Not convinced? A little while ago, Wasp couldn't get above zero.

INFORMATION: Those of you who are of the opinion that Chum is downvoting everything off the pages and his own up, you need to get a grip. It's all the work of the now banned Jonno/crapcunt who must've reported a thousand posts. He is now using his dozens of accounts to target the real writers on here, Sticky, Lenny, Kimjong, and anyone else who called the prick out. Chum being singled out for this special treatment to make everyone hate him, just fucking ignore it, John's just a sad lonely sack of pathetic shit with no life trying to be where he always wants to be, in your face. Sooner or later someone will put him in intensive care. How do you like this post John? Don't bother reporting it, it will get ignored.

INFORMATION: The twat who has been fucking the site up has had the jonnovox/roycraperscoat accounts permanabanned. It won't stop the cheating down voting though, but as seen with the Boris post there are enough decent people on here to stop him. Admin need to step up and and only allow say 2 downvotes an hour and ban any user who constantly targets specific posters, or blanket downvotes the page. It's not fucking rocket science is it? He's still on here with 100s of accounts but it's a fucking start, don't let the cunt win and post your shit, good bad or indifferent. So fuck you Percival, how do you like them apples!

Roycropperscoat messaged me and asked me to post this for her: "Just a warning everyone....I'm also posting under the name Jonnovox and Thetresident. I love stickyagain, theancient, lennyscrasvve, (sorry I can't spell) kimjongtrump, innit, login and the main one - chum. He's a legend, I know this for a fact. Vapeman has been trying to discredit me/Jonnovox/Thetresident/she based on pure fact but he's not as good as I am at making myself look like an utter megalomaniac. Despite publicly declaring that I hate this site and calling everyone every name under the sun, I can't keep away and I secretly love you all. Speak soon but not for a week now. Kisses."

Oh dear, he deleted his own post, never mind, just in case you missed it. jonnovox 1 h ago -Wordplay-Wordplay-View Post I'm a complete cunt and want to destroy this site because they wouldn't make me a mod. I'm a petulant spoilt child and have 100s of accounts to downvote any good jokes that I'm not capable of writing. I hate anyone who doesn't love me, which is everyone so I had to invent Roy so it looks like I've got a friend. I'm off to masturbate now over Rishi Sunak, what a guy.

This is the shit I put up with. roycropperscoat has reported the post 30 min ago jonnovox"Admin' (snigger) Please inform Mr V Man/stickyagain/lenny/ the ancient/chum/garygas etc that it's 4hrs now,and he is slipping deeper in the cacky. Thank you, have a shit day. 2 min ago - Duplicate Content - roycropperscoat4 hours up and counting.....Oh Dear,oh dear.... 30 min ago - Not a joke - jonnovoxWow! Roy messaged me,and I'm also calling libellous comment! What a stupid idiot you are,you knew you are trouble up to your neck with Roy, and then you post this pack of lies! What's the matter with you?? Terminally thick? I'm also telling you to remove this rubbish, and, as advised, for every hour it remains on here the more defamation I will be adding. Thank you,have a shit day. 1 h ago - Not a joke - roycropperscoatHahahahahaha!! Really?? Is that all you can do,you fucking grass? Nobody listens to you,cuntbag, you're utterly despised on here by everyone....that's why you and your alts are all that's left on here! I can add defamation of character to the LONG list of shit you've got yourself in....I only have this account, you lying turd,and I'm willing to prove it at anytime, in court when it comes to it,....So,remove that post immediately to reduce the damage you've caused yourself...Don't think I'm joking, I'm a barrister and know exactly what I'm doing, or, alternatively, keep it up and for every hour it's up the deeper in shit you sink. The choice is yours stickythepricky. Remove or libel? 1 h ago - Personal fight -

INFORMATION: Jonnovox/Roycrapper/The resident and dozens of others are the same trolling account. They have reported every joke in the past couple of days. These reports will be ignored. If these pathetic accounts try to troll you, block and don't interact with them please. Admin, please do not remove.