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Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword" He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.

I've been thrown out of priest training school. All I did was fuck a ten year old girl instead of a ten year old lad.

Come on Pakis, the clue is there when you sign up for them. A fucking big white rose, not a black tulip, or a black dalia, no pictures of a fucking curry or a flying carpet either. A white rose you goat shagging, soap dodging smelly motherfuckers. (Assuming the mother is only 9 years old of course).

Cluedo for cats. It was Kurt Zouma, in the kitchen, with a boot.

My wife called me a filthy cocksucker today. I was that disgusted I nearly swallowed the Thai bitches spunk.

Frozen singer, Sayaka Kanda, found dead. She's now on ice in the mortuary. It's what she would've wanted.

Manchester United are like a bag of Walkers crisps. Far too much money for very little product.

So glad ugly disease ridden smelly useless creatures are now being put to sleep. Anyone who's positive for covid, please can they cough on Dianne Abbott, we'll have a whiparound for you.

Fuck, no spectators at the Japanese Olympics. It will be like watching a Manchester City game.

Meghan Markle has been offered the leading role as the first female Jesus. She's gonna get crucified.