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Fucking Christmas eh? A cunt is born to a woman who got shagged by a ghost, grows up doing good turning water into wine and shit, every fucker gets pressies, and has a good time. So what do we do then? Crucify the cunt so we can have chocolate. Sounds good to me.

I have a picture of the Pope sucking on a pair of tits. But fuck me, what a minger his mother was.

My son got home from church walking funny, "That fucking priest not social distancing again? " I asked.

Just been to a nativity play in Bradford and it was the most accurate I've ever seen. Not a fucking white man in sight.

I went from the pub late last night straight to the midnight mass. The fat cow hates it when I call her that every Christmas eve.

I've had a message from God to build an ark and to collect two members of each race and two of each animal. He says it's for tier 7, and I have to put the Pakis in with the pigs

Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword" He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.

Trump dies and gets to limbo where God and Satan are kicking fuck out of each other, "What's going on with the boys, why are they fighting? " Asked Trump. "It's you, " said the soul collector, "neither of them want you. "

Balldeeps that scared of old people with Covid he only shags kids. Fucking nonce.

Meghan Markle has been offered the leading role as the first female Jesus. She's gonna get crucified.