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Speed your divorce/house move /legal matter up after months of solicitor doing fuck all by having a weeks holiday so the fuckers can phone you continuously to sign some vital paperwork, while your trying to relax in the sun...

If you are a bit of a mong or a bit special you can have your hair cut tapered at the back on the neck line or grow it a bit longer especially if you have no neck you don't have to it cut straight across it's a giveaway your special. "Hair at the back"

They have only taken the word "gullible" out of the dictionary .

My humour is a bit odd but give me a leg up to the down voters I hope your next shit is an hedgehog.

I was telling my mate in the pub about putting some washing in the bath if someone's having an epileptic fit as an alternative to using a washing machine,we was having a chuckle. Someone overheard us and said that's not funny a friend of mine died in the bath having a fit. Sorry mate that's tragic I replied, I Didn't mean any offence how did he die ,did he drown? No he replied he choked on a sock.

What have tsb,sickipedia,kfc got in common? Their servers are all shit.

I work for a parcel delivery firm always looking for staff who can carelessly handle or drop stuff so Loris if the job don't work out get in touch most of my colleagues don't speak good English and from what I've seen you have the right appitude for the job.

Taylor, your performance last right was amazing I almost did completely "shake it off"

Breaking news Jewish kamikaze pilot crashes plane into his own brothers scrapyard... An oldie apologies

Definition of eternity is time taken by wife to pack for a week's holiday.