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With the introduction of id cards you won't be able to work without one. FFS Hier fuhrer Starmer, scousers will be rejoicing you've handed them another reason to avoid work

Men v women we see things differently, For instance I come home to a dark house and question what's with the candles and darkness have we had a power cut, or are we trying to contact the dead. She replies it's romantic and relaxing. They don't come with a manual do they,ffs!

I see that Rylan Clark has found love again with a fairground worker and good luck to him. Scream if you want me to go faster(and harder) ! Ohhhh Quinten, does it take you back to the early days with ducky...

Now Very Purple aki.

First, wet it thoroughly then push it forward. Flip it over, draw it back, repeat process multiple times. Nope, I'm not giving my young mistress the best two minutes of her life, I'm preparing for the Notting Hill Carnival. That 'chete won't sharpen itself will it fam !

Migrants... they're about as welcome as a lunch invitation from Erin Patterson !

Just getting over a bad dose of "black fatigue" but just like covid it's adapted and morphed into something potentially more debilitating "wimmins football fatigue "

The names bongo James bongo ! ffs...no

For the first time I've felt a pang of sympathy for the people of Gaza, they've been through so much now they are due a visit from St Greta of thunberg.

He won't do the decent thing and resign he is far too arrogant for that. In fact, the only sword he will fall on or has fallen on is a pork one. Allegedly...