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thehairyone1

7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Epilepsy-Post Rating : 0

I was telling my mate in the pub about putting some washing in the bath if someone's having an epileptic fit as an alternative to using a washing machine,we was having a chuckle. Someone overheard us and said that's not funny a friend of mine died in the bath having a fit. Sorry mate that's tragic I replied, I Didn't mean any offence how did he die ,did he drown? No he replied he choked on a sock.

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