Apparently David Lammy is looking to chair a committee on paying trillions of pounds in slave reparations .. But I think I have a better idea.
Let's just take them back to Africa, build them a mud hut and release them back into the wild.
Literally a case where everyone wins.
Thinking of converting to Islam .. I mean sure it'll suck having to pray 5 times a day.. but lets look at the positives.
Get to smack about the wife and kids
Get to sleep around
Get to pop out dozens of kids
Don't need work for a living
Can really let myself go without caring
Get a free pass for almost any crime i commit
AND 99% less likely to die in a terrorist attack ( unless ot me doing it)
Think the pros are starting to outweigh the cons here.
Went for a job at the BBC
Interview was a disaster, the interviewer even gave up writing and was playing on his phone.
At the end he added as an afterthought -
"ohh do you have any questions for us?"
To which I said asked
"errm yeah, does it matter that I am on the sex offenders register?"
Anyway long story short - I start on Monday.
Multiple stabbings at Huntingdon train station, and Kier Starmer has released a statement saying his thoughts are with those who are hurt but, wants to reiterate that it's Islamaphobia that is the real threat to the UK.
After this recent terrorist attack be prepared for additional police action
Further discussion and explanation about how the word 'Jihad' is actually a peaceful means of demonstrating.
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