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BBC News: " man charged over plot to kidnap an rape Holly Willoughby." Eeerrrmmm I dont want to break this to the police.. but I am pretty sure EVERY man has plotted that...

Bbc News: Police say 3 people have been killed in a shooting in Las Vegas. A suspect has been shot ... but police are not releasing an image of them ... Hhhmmm.... Wonder why that is?

Bbc news " Conservative mp declared Bankrupt " Only a Conservative could get paid 80k a year and still fail at life.

People laugh and male fun of Scotland and never getting a summer.. well those people are ignorant! Scotland has a great and warm summer season like you wouldn't believe... this year it was on a Tuesday.

BBC News: "Two 12-year-old boys have been arrested on suspicion of murder." I bet you I know their skin colour and their names will both have a Muhammad in there somewhere.

There comes a moment in every young man's life where he has that one Jenius moment, where he stands in solidarity with all men and marvel at our incredible invention. The day we go from being a youngster to a true man. I am of course referring to our incredible idea of: The wank sock!

How many Palestinians dose it take to build a tent? None, they will just cry genocide and demand the world do everything for them.

I keep hearing about Muslims blocking traffic so they can pray in the street. I cant be the only one who would love to see that - just so that I can walk out in front of them, raise my hands, and proclaim " That's right, bow to me pesants!"

I was randomly thinking I wonder what would happen if I were to Google the word 'cunt' And low and behold... I got a photo of Keir Stammer .

Fuck me, it's so windy that all this cash from the post office just flew in through an open window. That's my defense and I'm sticking to it! Your honor.