Apparently David Lammy is looking to chair a committee on paying trillions of pounds in slave reparations .. But I think I have a better idea.
Let's just take them back to Africa, build them a mud hut and release them back into the wild.
Literally a case where everyone wins.
Thinking of converting to Islam .. I mean sure it'll suck having to pray 5 times a day.. but lets look at the positives.
Get to smack about the wife and kids
Get to sleep around
Get to pop out dozens of kids
Don't need work for a living
Can really let myself go without caring
Get a free pass for almost any crime i commit
AND 99% less likely to die in a terrorist attack ( unless ot me doing it)
Think the pros are starting to outweigh the cons here.
Went for a job at the BBC
Interview was a disaster, the interviewer even gave up writing and was playing on his phone.
At the end he added as an afterthought -
"ohh do you have any questions for us?"
To which I said asked
"errm yeah, does it matter that I am on the sex offenders register?"
Anyway long story short - I start on Monday.
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