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Tony B. Liar has a knighthood, Jimmy Saville the countries worst nonce, Robert Mugabe the war criminal, Cyril Smith the prolific gay pedophile, Philip Green who sold BHS and cheated his employees out of their company pensions. Keir Stoma has a knighthood for services to getting millions of fake refugees direct access to our benefits system. Nicolai Ceaușescu - Sir Genocide, Benito Mussolini the actual fascist who declared war on the UK, Scottish banker Fred Goodwin who was instrumental in causing the 2008 recession, George Castledine a male nurse who had an improper sexual relationship with an 85 year old patient. Sir Oswald Mosley founded the British Union of Fascists, got married in Goebbels’ house with Hitler as guest of honor. Sir Anthony Blunt turned out to be a Soviet Union spy. Sir Geoffrey Boycott was a wife-beater. And now Sad-Dick Khan is receiving a knighthood. Everyone is outraged but personally I think he fits right in.

Have you ever bought something because you’ve seen it appear in a funny video? Anyway, I just bought ‘Over The Horizon - Samsung’ ringtone. It blew Ronnie McNutt’s mind

Another year I’ve managed to avoid watching the Bore-O-Vision Nonce Contest. Who won? I did

While watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" in bed, I turned to my wife and asked, "Want to have sex?" Without even glancing my way, she replied, "No." "Is that your final answer?" I asked. "Yes," she said firmly. "Alright," I said, "then I’d like to phone a friend." And that’s when the fight began.

Thank god. Last thing we needed was a president who would use the nuclear launch codes for 5 days every month

What a bloody cheek black people have demanding ‘reparations’. We have paid it many times over in the form of ‘welfare’.

GB NEWS: Woman gang-raped in churchyard before Good Samaritan stepped in to help. That was me, the Good Samaritan. After I stepped in to help it became consensual group sex.

My ex girlfriend told me that her mum had been diagnosed with breast cancer and was in the middle of chemotherapy so I turned around to her and said, “good luck, I wish you the best and I hope you beat that horrible deadly mass”. She said, “awww, Thankyou so much. What a lovely thing to say”. I was actually talking to the cancer.

After the Air India crash and with me being involved in the aviation industry, some of my friends have asked me what a RAT is and what does it do. Basically, a RAT is anyone who voted Labour at the last election.

A plane carrying nearly 250 People headed to London from India has crashed. Kier Starmer has said, “Labour is tackling Sky-high immigration”