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What do you get if you cross Star Trek with a gay porno? Star Trek Discovery 🤬

The BBC have just held a minutes’ silence for all the people who have died of Coronavirus. Not quite as emotional as the 40 years of silence they had for victims of child sexual abuse by their staff

What do you get if you take the soundtrack of a really kinky porno, and add the video of a cookery program? Any Nigella Lawson cookery program.

Bad news for Wasp’s pink bunny suit wearing homo son today after Honda announce their new model the ‘Honda E’. Knocking him down to second place in the worlds gayest thing.

If you all kindly give me your vote and I reach 500; I do solemnly swear as your representative to downvote each and every one of Wasp’s “Jokes” so help me god.

I’m not saying that Star Trek Discovery is too gay. …but The Captain’s Log must be smeared all over every cast members dick.

Did really well in my A-level results and going by how valuable they are this year with grade inflation I have finally decided what I’m going to do with them. Use them as roaches in my spliffs.

Not long til Oscar Pistoreus will be returning to the Paralympics. Did anyone see how Reeva Steenkamp did in the Paranormalympics this year?

Sir Queer Stoma has apologised to Boris Johnson for the loss of his mother today. And declared that if Labour were in government; she would still be alive because they would have developed a cure for death.

I heard Wasps son got spunk/diarrhoea mix in the Sickipedia server. Thank god it was backed up this time after his wife sat on it a few years ago and completely lost the .org site