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Tony B. Liar has a knighthood, Jimmy Saville the countries worst nonce, Robert Mugabe the war criminal, Cyril Smith the prolific gay pedophile, Philip Green who sold BHS and cheated his employees out of their company pensions. Keir Stoma has a knighthood for services to getting millions of fake refugees direct access to our benefits system. Nicolai Ceaușescu - Sir Genocide, Benito Mussolini the actual fascist who declared war on the UK, Scottish banker Fred Goodwin who was instrumental in causing the 2008 recession, George Castledine a male nurse who had an improper sexual relationship with an 85 year old patient. Sir Oswald Mosley founded the British Union of Fascists, got married in Goebbels’ house with Hitler as guest of honor. Sir Anthony Blunt turned out to be a Soviet Union spy. Sir Geoffrey Boycott was a wife-beater. And now Sad-Dick Khan is receiving a knighthood. Everyone is outraged but personally I think he fits right in.

If the site goes down any more often it’s going to have to be changed to shitipedia.net

Experts have released advise for women who are attacked by a potential rapist to urinate and defacate in their knickers to put the rapist off. Obviously these “experts” aren’t members of this group as we are more likely to find it an aphrodisiac 🥳

Sir Queer Stoma has apologised to Boris Johnson for the loss of his mother today. And declared that if Labour were in government; she would still be alive because they would have developed a cure for death.

Bad news for Wasp’s pink bunny suit wearing homo son today after Honda announce their new model the ‘Honda E’. Knocking him down to second place in the worlds gayest thing.

The BBC have just held a minutes’ silence for all the people who have died of Coronavirus. Not quite as emotional as the 40 years of silence they had for victims of child sexual abuse by their staff

Have you ever bought something because you’ve seen it appear in a funny video? Anyway, I just bought ‘Over The Horizon - Samsung’ ringtone. It blew Ronnie McNutt’s mind

Another year I’ve managed to avoid watching the Bore-O-Vision Nonce Contest. Who won? I did

While watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" in bed, I turned to my wife and asked, "Want to have sex?" Without even glancing my way, she replied, "No." "Is that your final answer?" I asked. "Yes," she said firmly. "Alright," I said, "then I’d like to phone a friend." And that’s when the fight began.

Thank god. Last thing we needed was a president who would use the nuclear launch codes for 5 days every month