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I’m going to open a shop in Brighton selling all things beautiful. Any ideas for a name?
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So an electrician gets home at 2am. His wife asks "wire you insulate?" He replies "watts it to you. "I'm ohm aren't i?"...
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I own two shirts and some neckwear that used to belong to the guy out of the mamas & the papas. All the sleeves are brown And the tie is grey.
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It's going to be foggy tonight. It's going to be foggy tonight It's going to be foggy tonight It's going to be foggy tonight You have..... 4 mist messages.
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Last night in my local Indian i ordered the TARKA curry. it tasted exactly like vindaloo but was a little OTTER.........
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Just got back from the doctors. He said I've got to have an earring made. What a strange thing to say.
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I've managed to build a car entirely from old washing machine parts.. Might pop out for a spin later....
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My last girlfriend left me due to my obsession with blankety blank. What makes it worse is that she took all the ___________ with her.
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Little known fact. There is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before they leave the oven. Saint john the bap test.
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Is Mick Stubbles any good? Sue Barker keeps mentioning him at Wimbledon, but I've never seen him play.
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