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The glove puppeteers Union is going on strike. They've just had a show of hands.
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Sorry to anyone who felt my joke about herbs and fish was inappropriate. I realise there’s a thyme and a plaice for these things...
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I just used the vcuum clener on my keybord. Brillint!.
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My local bakers are looking for someone to dress up to promote their bread products. I think I'll give it a try . I've always fancied myself as a roll model.
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If anyone needs any leaflets on the effects of haemorrhoids, I've got piles!
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Just been offered some work with a dried fruit company. I'm just waiting for them to get back to me with some dates.
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Got a bargain at the supermarket today. Wolf meat was on offer. So i bought a pack.
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My uncle was a postman and a part time comedian. Terrible comic but his delivery was great.
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I don't have a problem with people being spontaneous. But there is a time and a place for it.
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If i could change the colour of just one of the seven dwarves i would dye happy.
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