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My last girlfriend left me due to my obsession with blankety blank. What makes it worse is that she took all the ___________ with her.

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Little known fact. There is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before they leave the oven. Saint john the bap test.

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I've started collecting old comics and store them in my cellar. However Jimmy Tarbuck and Tom O'connor are fucking furious.

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I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday... They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub... Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.

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Sorry to anyone who felt my joke about herbs and fish was inappropriate. I realise there’s a thyme and a plaice for these things...

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My uncle was a postman and a part time comedian. Terrible comic but his delivery was great.

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If anyone's interested. The self depreciation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down.

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I'm reading a book called, 'Fear of Sunlight'. By Gladys Knight.

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The glove puppeteers Union is going on strike. They've just had a show of hands.

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I just used the vcuum clener on my keybord. Brillint!.

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