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I wander around the Scottish Highlands with my dog and drink whisky.
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Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack. My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.
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Whenever I see my wife and her sister together I wonder where Cinderella is.
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Loads of non binary people have gone prospecting. They've heard that there's gold in them/their hills.
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For the next month I'll be wearing pink to raise awareness for people who don't bother to separate laundry.
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Do you know what separates us from the animals? The English Channel.
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A burglar broke into my house. I knocked the shit out of him and tied him up. "I suppose you're going to call the police now," he said. "Why?" I smiled, "Nobody knows you're here."
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A transgender person tried to tell me a joke. "Knock, knock." "Who's there/they're/their?," I asked.
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Having pets has made my daughter learn about old age and death. My Rottweiler killed her granny.
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My son has the same colour eyes as my wife. Neither of them has learnt to duck when they piss me off.
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I asked some African Americans what material I should use to make Black Lives Matters t-shirts. They picked cotton.
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