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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Gay-Post Rating : 0

I've just seen my mate Dave in the bar at the rugby club. He was wearing high heels, stockings, a short skirt, and low cut top......... and he told me he wasn't coming out tonight.

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8 years ago-Other-Wife-Post Rating : 0

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!

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8 years ago-Politics-US Presidency Elections-Post Rating : 1

American dictionary: terrorist (n): Someone who's country has oil under it.

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8 years ago-TV-Film/Movie-Post Rating : 0

I've just seen a terrific documentary on marijuana. Think I'm going to watch them that way from now on.

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8 years ago-Other-Insults-Post Rating : 0

Just been to that bemusement park, Dismaland. Or, as it's more colloquially known, Great Yarmouth

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8 years ago-Other-Children-Post Rating : 0

I realised I've got a road rage problem when my five-year-old grand daughter shouted, "Pick a fucking lane, you fucking dickhead!" while sitting in my grocery trolley in Aldi

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8 years ago-Racism-Immigrant-Post Rating : 1

I have just filled a container in Calais with migrants and charged them £500 each... I just wish I could see their faces when it gets opened in Afghanistan...

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8 years ago-Racism-Gypsy-Post Rating : 0

I don"t agree with Vodafone"s advertising campaign. It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community" Now correct me if I"m wrong but that"s the Gypsies!

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8 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 0

What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? Their criminal record.

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Down Syndrome-Post Rating : 0

I tell everyone I see my drug dealer every Monday and Friday to get my 'happy pills' because it's way easier than telling them I'm seeing a Psychiatrist

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