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Just like to thank SOSIJjockey for his recent contributions to our site, and just point out that if he'd at least post ONE joke which scored a point, he might have something to say ... SOSIJjockey – Rank:#0 – Weekly Points:0 You’re a sheep shagger you boring wee bastard SOSIJjockey – Rank:#0 – Weekly Points:0 Sad sad cunt SOSIJjockey – Rank:#0 – Weekly Points:0 You’re not funny you wee sad cunt SOSIJjockey – Rank:#0 – Weekly Points:0 Boring cunt SOSIJjockey – Rank:#0 – Weekly Points:0 Boring cunt

Parents are reportedly outraged after a video surfaced on YouTube of teens in a classroom twerking and giving lap dances. Or as it’s called in Liverpool, Career Day.

A shoe shop in Leeds has just opened and is just recruiting black people. So ... a bunch of loafers selling a bunch of loafers.

I’m not saying there are microchips in the vaccines, but my right arm just told me it will be updating tonight between midnight and 2 a.m.

SOSIJjockey's still around? That's a joke. Mwah SJ xxxxx

Looting. a) What Jamaicans call a toilet b) What Jamaicans do as a hobby

I went hunting in Wales with a mate, and ending up shooting him twice. I thought he was a pheasant. After I shot him once he shouted that he wasn't a pheasant. But, come on ... that's exactly what a pheasant would have said.

I prefer to do arithmetic when I'm naked. It's easier to count to 21.

The new FitBit Primo can actually print out a health report which adapts to your particular choice of exercise. I just got my report which told me if I continue with the exercise regime I'm on, I'll be blind in 4 days.

Asda is testing out an app that allows shoppers to bypass the checkouts ... The service has been running in Liverpool for several years and is known as 'shoplifting'.