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They say that time is a great healer. Which would explain why doctor's surgeries make you wait 3 bastard weeks for an appointment.
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Is it just me, or are all gays fucking arseholes?
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What's the difference between a Little Mix music video and a porn video? The porn video has better music.
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I couldn't find any Oxo cubes in my local shop today. They must have been out of stock.
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If I ever was a contestant on Bullseye I'd have put my home address as 'The Moon'. That way my bus fare home after the loss would have resulted in me receiving several million pounds.
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I compared my wife to a shit stain down a toilet bowl today. Needless to say she was pissed off.
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My black flat mate accused me of being racist today and throwing every trauma of his black heritage in his face whenever I see the opportunity. I said "Now you just fucking wait one cotton picking minute!".
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After hearing that Gwyneth Paltrow released a candle that smells like her vagina I immediately went online and bought 11. Now I just have to find a cake big enough for my son's birthday.
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I was sat next to my girlfriend last night bored to tears so I decided to go upstairs for a crafty wank. She followed me up after a couple of minutes, caught me and started a blazing argument. What a complete overreaction. Stupid bitch got us thrown off the bus.
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Was Malcolm ever in the middle? A: Yes B: No C: Maybe D: I don't know E: Could you repeat the question?
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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