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smeghead619

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3 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -4

I was left disappointed when I saw Lionel Ritchie on tour this year when his gig finished at 10pm. I heard that he would be singing all night long.

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3 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 4

I was reading a historical report which stated that before the end of slavery in America, a survey was conducted on black slaves which asked if given the choice of material for their clothes which material would they prefer. 85% of them picked cotton.

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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Anal-Post Rating : 30

Is it just me, or are all gays fucking arseholes?

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4 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -1

Two fish in a tank... COD.

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5 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : -1

I felt guilty after laughing at all of the Beirut jokes on this site. So I tried to be more empathetic and imagine what all of those victims went through close to the blast. I was in bits...

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5 years ago-TV-Film/Movie-Post Rating : 5

Was Malcolm ever in the middle? A: Yes B: No C: Maybe D: I don't know E: Could you repeat the question?

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5 years ago-Events-Birthdays-Post Rating : 4

Has anybody ever tried to be modest with cake and said "Only a slither for me thanks" and then got back to their table and not said "Have you seen what that tight bastard gave me?!"?

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5 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 2

BLACK LIVES MATTER! That cotton isn't going to pick itself 🤷‍♂️

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5 years ago-Events-Birthdays-Post Rating : 10

After hearing that Gwyneth Paltrow released a candle that smells like her vagina I immediately went online and bought 11. Now I just have to find a cake big enough for my son's birthday.

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6 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 14

I compared my wife to a shit stain down a toilet bowl today. Needless to say she was pissed off.

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