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I was left disappointed when I saw Lionel Ritchie on tour this year when his gig finished at 10pm. I heard that he would be singing all night long.

I was reading a historical report which stated that before the end of slavery in America, a survey was conducted on black slaves which asked if given the choice of material for their clothes which material would they prefer. 85% of them picked cotton.

Is it just me, or are all gays fucking arseholes?

Two fish in a tank... COD.

I felt guilty after laughing at all of the Beirut jokes on this site. So I tried to be more empathetic and imagine what all of those victims went through close to the blast. I was in bits...

Was Malcolm ever in the middle? A: Yes B: No C: Maybe D: I don't know E: Could you repeat the question?

Has anybody ever tried to be modest with cake and said "Only a slither for me thanks" and then got back to their table and not said "Have you seen what that tight bastard gave me?!"?

BLACK LIVES MATTER! That cotton isn't going to pick itself 🤷‍♂️

After hearing that Gwyneth Paltrow released a candle that smells like her vagina I immediately went online and bought 11. Now I just have to find a cake big enough for my son's birthday.

I compared my wife to a shit stain down a toilet bowl today. Needless to say she was pissed off.