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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
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That interview with Prince Andrew , was the second worst car crash that the royal family has organised.
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America: only guns can keep us safe. Britain: pass me that Narwhal tusk.
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Speaking tonight when questioned about, the Corbyn target. Diane Abbot says if Labour get into power she will cancel funding for the Paralympics She doesn't think the Paras should have their own Olympics.
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If theres 10 apples on the table and Jamal steals 3 what colour is Jamal ? (credit old site)
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it really pisses me off that everyone in the world says that i exaggerate things
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Thalidomide children painted green make excellent miniature Tyrannosaurus rex's
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i learnt 2 things about someone with downs syndrome today . 1) they are incredibly strong 2) they don't like having peanuts flicked at them whilst sat opposite one in the train carriage
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"Waking the dead" One letter away from the most controversial TV show ever (credit old site)
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Got locked out of my flat last night so had to call out a locksmith. Luckily he was allowed to travel as he’s considered a keyworker
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