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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Flying pig?? The letter F.
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To all the decent joke posters on this site.... I always went on it before I joined and it was the best online joke site I had been on. When I joined I enjoyed it and enjoyed looking at other peoples funny jokes. But the trolls are ruining it and it shows you how bad it is when one troll tells the rest of his online troll mates to vote people down and they do. That is a fucking joke.
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I had my first parachute jump today and I was terrified. This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out. As we plummited he said "So how long have you been an instructor?"
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A good romance starts with trust, kindness, and mutual respect. A bad romance starts with RAH RAH AH AH AH...
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I was driving through a council estate in Liverpool earlier with my mum in the car and she said "Isn't this a lovely place?".... Her tune fairly changed when we started to see cars on fire, kids drinking on street corners, police raiding houses and a birthday banner on a house that said "Happy 30th birthday Gran".
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Fuckin great! Eight days 'til the world cup.... ....Or if you're Italian, it's only 1627 days!
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As chairman of the blind society, I've been accused of needlessly wasting money. So I've arranged a fireworks display to cheer everyone up!
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Sickipedia is rotten to the core with trolls, do yourselves a favour who ever you are FUCK CLEAN OFF and stop being jealous of a good gag. If you like the joke vote it up, if not move on, people on this site have had enough of the trolls that hide behind a screen!
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My neighbour just banged on my door there and shouted "Can I use your phone? There's been an accident along the road. A paki has been run down' He's bleeding to death". I asked him "What's wrong with your own phone?" He said "The camera's shit on mine".
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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