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My neighbours had a viagra party last night. - 3 times I had to go round there and ask them to keep it down.

The new Dr Who has fixed full-length mirrors all over the TARDIS - she says it makes the place look bigger.

Today 64 Pakistanis dies in Bradford, it was not a terrorist attack.........a bunk bed collapsed. \police are blaming Al Ikea

I have heard the early sign of the Corona Virus is the lack of taste. Yesterday my wife wore purple trousers, a yellow blouse and an orange jacket..... I'm getting a bit worried !!

Just seen Jeremy Kyle show has been taken off air after a past guest has died... What will all the benefit claimers watch now!!!!

If Diane Abbott was in a normal job... Diane did u fix the lift? Well I think... Did u fix the lift? I believe.... Did you fix the lift? It’s my opinion that... Drop the van back to the yard and pick up your p45 in the morning Life in the real world

I've just met a woman with 12 nipples, sounds ridiculous.....Dozen Tit

I've just complained to my local water company about the high prices they charge. I saw this morning that for £2 a company in Africa can supply fresh water to houses for a month

Ireland has had its worst ever air disaster. A small 4-seater plane has crashed into a Cemetary. So far, rescue workers have retrieved 432 bodies but expect the number to rise as digging continues through the night

Thank god a Scottish horse won the Grand National !! Or Sturgeon would have asked for a bloody Re-Run