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There was a Vegan from Peru Who loved listening to U2 I don't care for his rhymes That only have 2 lines But I do wish for his kids to turn blue

Lucy had a little lamb From a litter it was the runt But Lucy was canny and gradually taught it To finger blast her cunt

I asked my deaf, dumb and dyslexic best mate if he could smell gas! He said, "mate, I can't even smell my own name"

Why are there no telephone directories in China? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs, someone is bound to wing the wong number

There was a limerick writer from Fallujah Who couldn't think of a word that rhymes with Ouija...

Went out drinking last night with a bunch of Sickipedia regulars. We told different versions of the same joke over and over again thinking we were funny as fuck

A black guy found a magic lamp and out came a Genie who granted him 3 wishes! "I'm sick of facing discrimination every day of my life" said the man, "so turn me in to a white man! Poof! The Genie turns the black guy, white. "Great! Now, I'm sick of being poor so give me a million dollars!" Poof! The Genie showered him with money. "Awesome! Finally, I'm sick of working dead end jobs. Make it so I never have to do another days work. Poof! The Genie turns him back into a black man

Tell you Mona what I'm gonna do Touch you up even though you're 2

What does a Vegan and Bono have in common? If you don't know the answer, you must be new here.

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