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Got home from work and the wife tried to kiss me. 'Hey....2 metres away and get that mask on! Nothing to do with Corona, Babe, your fucking breath stinks" Nothing to do with Corona.

Covid-19 cases have surged overnight in Wolverhampton with 100 cases in the Asian community. Emergency services are now trying desperately to stop it spreading nextdoor

Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was covered in poo With no bog roll in the supermarket What did you expect her to do!!

The Brexit Horse walks in to a bar Barman asks, "Why the long farce?"

Ironic that the death of the host of "Just A Minute" has been repeated every hour and on every conceivable media platform all day.

Christmas dinner with the Mother-in-Law was going well until she asked where she should sit. Pointing to a chair and asking if she wanted another one for her other cheek probably wasn't the best move.

I was in a band called U2 Our lead singer was a cunt

There was a limerick writer from Fallujah Who couldn't think of a word that rhymes with Ouija...

So happy to see Harry following in his Mother's footsteps and clearing mines in Africa. Can't wait for the Paris, mercedes, Paparazzi episode.

How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick