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Devasted my Brother has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. I hope it doesn't run in the family because my Brother also has it!

Walking through Chinatown late one night, I was propositioned by a girl asking for sex. "No" I said "you are way too young!". She said, "How you know my name?"

Old Macdonald has a boner I 1 2 4 Q

What's the best thing about shagging a 4 year old girl? Turning her over and pretending it's a 4 year old boy

Old MacDonald voted Leave No more C A P

What's a peado's favourite piece of classical music? Mozart's magic flute in A minor

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven

Gay guy goes to the deli and orders the biggest, fattest salami he could see. Lady asks "Do you want me to slice it for you Hon?" Gay guy replies "Erm, Helloooo...Do I look like a friggin' piggy bank!"

A white guy, black guy, Asian, Somali and Pakistani all walk into a London bar. They all pull knives out and start going at it until someone dies. It's not really a joke

What do you get if you cross Alzheimer's with Armistice? Some jokes don't need a punchline