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I reckon the cashiers at Aldi are told to imagine every item is a grenade.
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John McCririck‘s gravediggers are hoping the ground will be good to soft.
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"Lets play Chinese whispers." I said quietly to my wife. "Gag me then stick your cock up my arse first." I thought she'd replied.
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I'll be spending most of today in the shade. I'm off to a fancy dress party as a lamp.
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My grandad never liked to talk about all the men he'd killed during WWII. He wasn't the Army's best cook.
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"If you're going out to stretch your legs, do me a favour." My wife said. "Sure, what?" I asked "Stretch your cock too"
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My pen-pal wrote me a letter. "Hello, / am Chinese." "I get it, no need to have put a slanty I " I replied.
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When I'm bored I ring random people in India, ask them if they'd like faster broadband then put the phone down mid conversation.
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I'm not sure if my wife's doing yoga or trying to find the best position for shaving her arse.
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My wife suggested we did some role play to spice our sex life up. "Ok, take your makeup off and I'll pretend I'm fucking my Gran."
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