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I always carry a spare powerbank in case one goes flat. Then I can charge it back up ready to use on my phone.
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Drinking non alcoholic lager is like having half a wank.
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I always have to go for a piss during the adverts. I hate trying to sell diuretics on TV for a living!
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My cousin, from Norfolk, posted a picture of her newborn son on Facebook. It's got 3 thumbs. The photo got 80.
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I asked my transgender surgeon, "Is removing my penis difficult?" "No, don't panic, I'll pull it off."
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Looking back most of my school friends were paedophiles.
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There's a lot of perverted women with shoe fetishes out there, wearing knicker cameras. To be honest I don't mind as they usually have the camera facing the wrong way.
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I'm not seeing a women I'm seeing from the 'going blind club'
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My wife was furious when she found spunk in her hair. "fucking hell love, it's only a rabbit, calm down."
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