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I've just bought some Monk fish. The ungrateful cunt didn't didn't even thank me!
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"If you're going out to stretch your legs, do me a favour." My wife said. "Sure, what?" I asked "Stretch your cock too"
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"Take me home Taxi driver." My passenger said. Why does every cunt want to go to my house then moan when we get there?
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"Don't fucking call me Nigger, I'm taking this to the police!" I screamed. Apparently Africans can ring you...
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The new cleaning lady at work fancies me big time. I make her that wet she carries a mop around with her.
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I'm sure it's just a temporary glitch but my jokes aren't getting voted up. When I see them joke of the month, I'll know it's fixed.
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My neighbour called me weird after catching her sunbathing naked. I'm weird? Take a look at yourself woman. Who sunbathes in the bath at 2 a.m?
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I caught a depressed Zoo keeper with a Moose around his neck.
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My pen-pal wrote me a letter. "Hello, / am Chinese." "I get it, no need to have put a slanty I " I replied.
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My toaster blew up today. That's the last time I ask a Muslim to be my best man.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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