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FOR SALE: Homeless man. Still in box.

'...WHAT are the chances of walking into a room and finding a lesbian, a dwarf woman, a black man and a black woman sitting at a table? Not much chance in the real world, but when the BBC needs four commentators, it's almost a certainty.' #CommonwealthGames2022 #Birmingham2022

'...Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Iran all out! The way things are going England will be the ONLY Muslim country left in the World Cup.'

'...Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub and died was not a Bouncer.'

'...I joined a Carpenter's class the other day. We haven't made anything yet. We've only just begun.'

BREAKING NEWS: Parts of London could be under water by 2030. Shouldn't be a problem. HALF of London inhabitants have dinghies.'

'...I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a Fosters. He didn't like it, so I drank it Then I got him Carlsberg. He didn't like it, so I had it. It was the same with bot Guinness and Cider. By the time we got onto whisky, I could hardly push the pram.'

'...Walking past a pet shop, the sign said; ‘Pedigree Netherland kitten for sale.’ Not believing this expensive cat was from the Netherlands I went into the shop and asked the assistant... Wait for it... ‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?’ (Start the car.)

Hi Lads... Just thought I'd let you know I have a load of knocked-off Victoria's Secret bra sets just arrived which will make fabulous Christmas gifts for your wife or girlfriend, but they're selling fast. If you can send a photo of your wife's or girlfriend's tits, I'll let you know if we have any left that will fit. Merry Christmas!

'...Just heard my local Muslim Optician has passed away. Asif EyeCare.'