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I was sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers, when the wife said to me, "You spoil those dogs."

BREAKING NEWS (Daily Express UK): Enraged Dutch prostitutes to protest over Amsterdam’s bid to ban British tourists. A spokesperson for The International Committee for Prostitutes' Rights (ICRP) founded in Amsterdam in 1985 said, " The girls are not going to take this lying down."

Just realised I'm mixed race. My mother was 100mtrs and my father 800mtrs Champions.

I am deleting the following members on Sickipedia as they never post and rarely contribute. Sorry for the short notice: Lee Pertilla Ben Nichols Alex Dennen Daniel Brantley Martin Porter Gary Simpkins Andrea Bogle Danni Smith Elliot Chouinard Danielle Grimes Boris Foerster Jordan Rothschild Lucille Delariva Nora Wohlers Shoshana Kozak Bari Strous Douglass Houser Leonardo Otero Jamie Jenkins Kaleigh Didonna Lyndon Lanclos Renata Schillaci Lisa Arrigo Charlotte Calvin Yelena Dunnam Rena Lawhead Quinn Sines Jeanmarie Cabaniss Keena Prado Hannah Hoover Noemi Repp Eliz Timbers Melina Avallone Virginia Mccomb Kory Demery Amberly Toole Lanell Slaton Murray Casperson Luna Barrio Vashti Magnes James Matthenson Kathryne Philips Mahalia Smallwood Eileen Machin Lillie Mull Tanika Morris Seema Keough Reatha Poche Gwenn Seip Liana Dunston Nelly Niemann Jessie Lininger Tom Riddle Brittany Blatter Kendra Pertilla Reida Nichols Irene Dennen Rachel Brantley Jivenia Porter Renee Simpkins Andrea Bogle Elmira Chouinard Danielle Grimes Deonna Foerster Lorean Rothschild Batman Nolan Wohlers Shoshana Kozak Bari Strous Donna Houser Leonarda Otero Kaleigh Didonna Lyndon Lanclos The clap Lisa Arrigo Charlotte Calvin Yelena Dunnam Ronna Lawhead Quinn Sines Jeanmarie Cabaniss Keena Prado Hanhah Hoover Noemi Repp Eliz Timbers Melina Avallone Petrificus Totalus Kory Demery Amberly Toole Lanell Slaton Murray Casperson Vashti Magnes Kathryne Philips Mahalia Smallwood Eileen Machin Lillie Mull Tanika Morris Sewn Keough Martin Poche Gwenn Seip General Grievous Darragh Pertilla Stuart Nichols Irene Dennen Rachel Brantley Chris Porter Barry Simpkins Alex Bogle Timmy Parsons Brian McAstocker If you went through this entire list looking for your name, I do apologise for completely wasting your time. I'm not even admin and have no clue who these people are. I stole this from another page... now steal this and prank another group 🤣😅 have a great day people!😊

Changed the ringtone on my alarm to the hokey cokey. Took me 20-minutes to get out of bed. (Well YOU post something funnier.)

20-years together and the wife still gets upset if I use her toothbrush. So, if anyone knows another way to get dog shit out of trainers? I'm all ears.

I finally got into see the doctor and said, "I've got an hereditary problem, I've got Diarrhoea." He said, Diarrhoea is NOT hereditary." I said, "Well it's in my jeans."

Mystic Meg is dead. Bet she didn't see that coming.

My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size. So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, a bottle of wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.

Moving to London in view of the breaking news. Londoners to get 13 inches over the next few days. Ooh Matron!