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During a trip to France, I kept hearing classical music coming from between women’s legs. Whilst there, I asked someone what he thought it might be and he said it sounded like it came from Debussy. Oh for goodness sake does nobody get this joke? Debussy was a French composer. In our context: Debussy = Their Pussy Now surely that’s funny!?!?

My Aussie friend has, for many years, been making a point of limiting the number of times he expresses ‘surprise’, ‘disgust’ or ‘dismay’. He therefore now has a reputation for being somewhat economical with the ‘strewth!!’

Tried to teach the cat to operate the DVD Player. So far it can only manage paws.

Yesterday I saw a happy Chinese couple pushing a pink rosy cheeked baby in a buggy. It can’t have been their’s. After all, two Wongs don’t make a white.

Parents in Wales are no longer entitled to smack. Great News!! More class A drugs for the rest of us!!!

The black schoolgirl who was strip searched by the police whilst on her period and told to remove her sanitary towel is to be referred to as Child Q. Why Q? What is that short for? QUIM maybe?

I went online in search of a woman who would cook, clean, tend the garden and perform random sexual favours in return for basic food and board. Sadly I didn’t get far as the damn internet connection was very slow. All that traffic I guess…

Go compare! Go compare! A shaven minge with one that’s thick with pubic hair!

Two areas of blanket fog were in discussion: One said to the other - “I’m denser than you are” The other replied: “True, but I have two wives and that makes me a bigger mist”

An old man was found having sex with the putrefying corpse of his dead wife. When questioned by police he told them that 'He always fancied her rotten'.