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Boris Johnson has upset the Muslim community by spaffing in a letterbox.

Came home yesterday to find Gareth Gates in my garden. It appears my fence was blown down during the storm!

I can't help thinking that our view of the Chinese can, at times, be somewhat jaundiced.

I'm trying to be a 'new man' around the house. Today I filled the dishwasher - Then came all over her face!

My girlfriend has a nasty temper. Last night I accidentally spilled my energy drink all over her sanitary towel. She completely lost it! Like 'a Red Bull to a rag'.

My friend asked me: "where I can buy products made by the company founded by Prince Charles?" I said: "If you walk into your local Waitrose and proceed along the central aisle you'll pass the Duchy on the left hand side"

My friend asked me: "Where can I purchase products made by that company founded by Prince Charles?" I said: "If you walk into your local Waitrose and proceed along the central aisle you'll pass the Duchy on the left hand side"

My friend has two children: One has learning difficulties and the other has bulimia. As a family they've really been through thick and thin.

An old old man was found having sex with the putrefying corpse of his dead wife. When questioned by police he told them that 'He always fancied her rotten'.

An old man was found having sex with the putrefying corpse of his dead wife. When questioned by police he told them that 'He always fancied her rotten'.