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Bette Nash the world's longest-serving flight attendant has died of breast cancer aged 88 after nearly 70 years of airborne service. 70 years of exposure to cosmic radiation and she got cancer? Who'd have thunk it.

Post'nam Pat, Post'nam Pat, Post'nam Pat and his PTSD

Maybe they need to be coated in chocolate so he'll take them?

Girl, 11, and woman, 34, stabbed in Leicester Square. Police have asked people not to speculate about the ethnicity of the Romanian that did it, nor to upload any footage of the immigrant on social media.

For those of you who aren't very politically astute and whom are unsure how to vote in the upcoming election, I thought I'd offer a quote from Marx: "Oceans apart, day after day. And I slowly go insane. I hear your voice, on the line. But it doesn't stop the pain."

Musician Sheku Kanneh-Mason has said Rule, Britannia! "makes people feel uncomfortable" and should not be sung at the Last Night of the Proms. Well if it's just a question of what makes people uncomfortable I reckon we should replace it with "Send the Buggers Back".

Say what you like about Quinten having multiple partners but he always uses a condom. and those horse condoms don't come cheap, oooooooh

What type of wood floats? Natalie.

Wildfires in California have spread and are now destroying homes in North and West Los Angeles. Awww... Those poor millionaires...

Madness