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Great to see there currently making a new friends episode... Im hoping its called "the one where monica fingerblasts the shit out of Rachel whilst Phoebe grinds on her face". 🤞

Heard some bloke on the bus today say "tommy Robinson needs a bullet between the eyes" Bit OTT i thought, granted time team was a bit shit but he was brilliant in Blackadder

Just a reminder Clocks go back on sunday, which means we get an extra hour indoors.

can we still go dogging? asking for myself.

Funny how times change, Back in the day Black friday was the only day they got to keep their seat on The bus.

When london goes on complete lockdown its rumoured that city will take drastic action to protect itself from people coming in by positioning alcholics in high buildings with sniper rifles.... it will be a Southern cūnt-fort.

Suddenly, Caroline Flacks decision doesnt seem so crazy after all does it.

why did the chicken cross the road? cos what else is there to fucking do at the moment.

Bradford shopkeepers have today confirmed that although supplies are running low on dried food, sanitary and hygeine items such as soap, deodorant, toothpaste and toilet roll are still untouched as usual.

My mates just been bragging that he had sex in a graveyard last night. Apparently it wasn't as good as he thought it would be, digging down 6 foot before hand really took it out of him.