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I woke up to see the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the end of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

Who is a Scouser's favourite character in Last of the Summer Wine? Compo.

Thedarkman was asked to join in a game of dodgeball. "No thanks." he said "I don't dodge balls, I prefer them resting on my chin."

AIDS - The Arse Injected Death Sentence.

#old joke What's the difference between Madeleine McCann & a boomerang? A boomerang doesn't get brutally sodomized on a daily basis.

With Uber being banned in London, women will now have to face the risk of being raped by Pakis whilst walking home... Instead of being raped by Pakis from the comfort of an Uber car.

I subscribed to Netflix but I ended up disappointed. There was nothing to watch but lesbian fishing documentaries.

Hannah walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said "Here, you can keep it, I recommend chapter 5, 'Setting yourself on fire' it'll be the most painful." "No thanks," replied Hannah "I'm just going to copy it and republish it in my own name." Suddenly 9 people walked into the library and gang raped Hannah to death.

A lesbian was sure her partner was cheating on her. Something smelled fishy.

Sickipedia grave digging. Revealing Hannah's already buried jokes to give them an extra downvote just to be sure.