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jimmyvann

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6 years ago-Racism-Geordies-Post Rating : -3

It must be really confusing for Geordies that Aldi isn't open 24/7.

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 53

So Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland stay at home and England are out. Sounds more like the World Cup Finals.

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6 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : -2

Someone has just bet me that I cannot make a sentence without using the letter 'e'. How in fuck am I going to do that?

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7 years ago-Other-Children-Post Rating : 5

The teacher says to little Johnny, "If you had twelve Mars bars, of which Sanjeet asked for two, Amir asked for one, and Leroy asked for three, how many Mars bars would you have left?" "Twelve Miss".

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7 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 10

With petrol prices now at £1.30 a litre, it's actually cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere instead.

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2 years ago-Sex and Shit-Gay-Post Rating : -1

Do gay vegans still eat sausage?

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7 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 9

Apparently, the word 'faggot' shouldn't be sung in The Pogues Christmas song, 'Fairytale of New York', in case it offends anyone from the LGBT community. I think the word 'scumbag', from the same song should also not be sung, just in case it offends anyone associated with Manchester United.

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Transvestite-Post Rating : 0

The world is poised to see its first transgender super hero. Battyman?

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 1

I'm so bored.... My wife has left me and took all the ornaments. There's fuck all on the telly.

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 8

Masturbation is so much easier for kids these days.. I remember having to wait for the Littlewoods catalogue, sneakily smuggle it into the bathroom and find the lingerie section. Nowadays, the internet makes it so much easier! I just open up my browser and go to www.littlewoods.com

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