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Two niggers are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $75. Nigger1: "Do you think it will work? Nigger2: "Only one way to find out." Nigger1: "I only have $50." Nigger2: "Well, I have $100, I'll go do it then give you my change." Nigger1: "Let's do it then." Nigger2 goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost, wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase. Nigger1: "Holy shit, it actually worked! Let me get that $25." Nigger2: "Fuck you, nigger. Get a job."

Jesus may have walked on water. But Steven hawking can run on batteries.

Lesbians, if you hate men so much, stop trying to look like them! You don't see jews dressed as nazis.

How do piss off one hundred people at once? Build a 5g tower. How do piss off one thousand people at once? Say "I hate the guy who killed Hitler" on Twitter. How do piss off one million people at once? Draw Mohammed.

If a Muslim beats his wife, would it be domestic violence or child abuse?

I was called a School shooter for a year, no matter what I looked like or what I did. One day, it was a class reunion, I shot my entire Class. They were happy for me becoming a Photographer.

Killing black people is like saying the N-word... They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.

My tongue slipped when I was asking my wife to "pass the milk, honey" when we had breakfast yesterday. I accidentally said: "Fuck you Helen you ruined my fucking life"

Guys with fake tans - Because there's no sunlight in the closet.

What's the difference between a glock and a cock? The 7 year old stops screaming when the glock goes off in her mouth.