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Two niggers are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $75. Nigger1: "Do you think it will work? Nigger2: "Only one way to find out." Nigger1: "I only have $50." Nigger2: "Well, I have $100, I'll go do it then give you my change." Nigger1: "Let's do it then." Nigger2 goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost, wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase. Nigger1: "Holy shit, it actually worked! Let me get that $25." Nigger2: "Fuck you, nigger. Get a job."

Life expectancy of AIDS patients can be 30-40 years. No wonder all the Africans want to catch it, it could triple the length of their lives.

Jesus may have walked on water. But Steven hawking can run on batteries.

I started a collection for a woman in our office. I didn't raise enough to buy one though.

A new girl started at work today and I offered her instant promotion in return for sex... I'd love to see her face when she finds out I'm not the boss!

Three people you can never advise: 1. A woman in love. 2. A man with money 3.A person who supports arsenal

Racism is when you run over a black kid. Reverse racism is when you back up over him again after.

Killing black people is like saying the N-word... They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.

An Englishman, an American, and a Paki cunt who should get deported to fucking asia cause they steal our jobs while doing fuck all and being a fucking nuisance. those brown stinky people should burn in hell along with the polish bastards who took my- Fuck! I forgot to make a joke.

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.